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The home of everything. Especially Lindsay Lohan!
Dear Census Jerks: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Some jerk from the census searched for me in Yahoo, then came to my page. Big Brother, please stop stalking me!
Mactronix
May 31, 2006
That boy Vamps submits the following Mac update.
Macs are for white people and douches, and I am neither, but I still have to rely on one now because the toads at JFK Int'l Airport destroyed my PC. So, after 1 year, here is what I have learned in terms of making the adjustment and getting back to semi-hetero. These programs will help anybody get back as close as a mac user can to Battlecat status.
1. Movies - Niceplayer, http://niceplayer.indyjt.com/ because it has borderless window support and you can scale it to like 10 pixels wide. I used to rock dual monitors and have some hilarious Chris Tucker movie on at all times while I performed hacks and tricks.
2. Getting rid of all the ugly interface gay shit - Shapeshifter at www.haxies.com. I use this to change my look to classic mac and do all these little tweaks to kill all the cute shit they put in for grandmas and kids.
3. Cocktail - http://www.maintain.se/cocktail/ - this is another little haxor program to do tweaks to the system. I used to to minimize the visual effect of that gay ass dock shit.
4. Stuffit Expander Deluxe - www.stuffit.com - this is actually one program that is better on macs because it handles every format ever.
5. Bittorrent - bittorrent.com - I used ABC Torrent on PCs, but this is alright too.
6. Solarseek - www.fejta.com/solarseek/ So u can find decent music. All it does is connect to the Soulseek network. Acquisition is good too, but only if you buy it to get rid of that nag shit they put in every 20 seconds.
7. Transmit FTP - www.panic.com/transmit - Good FTP program, has a built in realtime html editor and is pretty fuckproof.
8. Chax for IChat - Ichat is the gayest thing ever made, but Chax is like DeadAIM for it, tabbed windows and lots and lots of shit, maybe more than deadAIM - http://www.ksuther.com
9. Menumeters - crazy hot shit that shows you a ton of shit as it happens, I use it to look at my upload and download rates and data mainly, but it also does good processor reading and a Process Manager like when u hit ctrl-alt-del on a PC. http://www.ragingmenace.com/software/menumeters/
In conclusion, mac and mac users still eat dick, and I can't wait to save up some
skrilla so
I can get back on the train that the real niggas ride, and that train is PC Train.
May 28, 2006
If you would have told me that I would actually stick with this for one hundred links, I would have called you crazy! I had some help along the way, so I its not like I came up with every single link, but I did, um, "organize" them.
I did not start this as a "blog" or a site of links. I wanted it to be a web site with content and things. It still hasn't come, so hopefully that will change one day.
In the meantime, I bring this link from the recent past, 2004. It encompasses lots of things I like, and thus,
things I want my web site to be. Its funny, informative, classic, important, rap, and its even about Lindsay. Don't
forget it even has a diss of the Hilton sisters! If you've seen it before, please forgive me. Featured Link #100 Everyone!:
The Lindsay Lohan Freestyle
One Quick Update
May 28, 2006
Here is another themed update. All these things is ghetto. With these links, Severe Knowledge reaches 99 "featured" links, or links that have short descriptions. Stay tuned for the special 100th link limited edition!
NBA Rumors
There's no sport where the players are more hood than basketball. So on this site you can find out all kinds of things that are late-breaking and stuff. They have a lot of trade rumors and drug rumors and stuff. Its a lot like a hollywood gossip site, except about the NBA. If Lindsay was an NBA player, who would she be?
STOP SNITCHING
A controversial movement of late has been the "stop snitching" movement that decries informers. We all hate snitches. Don't snitch! Snitches get stitches. They's some bitches. Leave 'em in ditches.
Official Hip Hop Lyrics Archive
I don't think that this site is ordained by the American Rap Association, but it still claims to be official. I don't know who writes out these lyrics, but they're really off sometimes. I would have an example but I'm too lazy. Sorry.
I think this punk snitched.
This guy was sitting around like a loser playing Warcraft when his neighbor almost shot out his brain. Claims it barely missed. I wonder if his "guild" would have noticed his death.
The First Ever South Park Cartoon
Here's South Park from when it was real ghetto. I oneder when they will get cancelled. I liked when they dissed Family Guy. That was cool!
A Return to Lohan Land
May 25, 2006
I told you it wouldn't be long for some more Lohan items. Stay tuned suckas!
Lohan is Maxim's #3
Each year, Maxim Magazine comes out with a list of its 100 hottest broads. Guess what Lindsay is #3. Very nicely done. Here I thought I was the only one who saw it! Jessica Alba is #2 and Eva Longoria is #1. I guess you know whose faces I will be throwing acid at! I kid, I kid.
Bad-Ass Lohan Fan
This crazy lady found Brandon Davis and called him out outside a club. He showed his bitchmade nature by trying to hide in the face of the verbal barrage. Big ups to her, I think she has myspace.
An OLD Lohan Rumor
A rumor was passed around the internet a while back about how Linds lost her purse and some jerk found it, and looked inside. He/She found some stuff in there, including her driver's license and a rolled up dollar bill and some white powder! Who knows if its a true story but its some cool old crap.
A More Professional Look at Lohan Rumors
There's a site called Defamer.com where some people write like some kind of internet tabloid. They have a page for most prominent actors, including La Lohan. Check out what they have about her, I sometimes find things about her there.
Ask Men's Guide to Lindsay Lohan
Here we find a page that is about Lohan. Its kind of old but has a bio and stuff and some links and pics or whatever. Interesting to note is her approval rating on the left hand side near the middle of the page, where it shows she has a 2.9 out of 10 judged by the askmen.com readers. What a bunch of stupid old men they must be! This site reports that she is set to make a silver screen version of I Dream of Jeannie, but that movie is still in the planning stages if it will even be made at all.
Lohan Online
Here is a nice looking site by some student girl who claims she doesn't really even think she's a big Lohan fan. Go figure. Hopefully she will find some time to update some more.
A Return to Normalcy
May 24, 2006
I now bring you a few links that are all related to the internet or technology or some crap. A thematic update to get your minds off of Lindsay Lohan so maybe you can actually do something productive for a change. Don't worry she will be back before you know it!
The Million Dollar Homepage
This was the genius idea made up by some jerk. He/She decided to have a web site with a 1000x1000 pixel space reserved for ads. 1000 multiplied by 1000 is one million. He charged one dollar for each pixel, and sold every damn pixel, raising one million dollars! What a weirdo! Maybe I should create the billion dollar web page! YESSS!
Free Wireless for ALL!
Here is a real great story about how some stupid company wants to reserve a chunk of the airwave spectrum for themselves, in exchange for 5% of the company's profits. The airwaves belong to the citizens of the United States, so for these jerks to think they can come along and try and buy us all off is real sneaky. Traditionally, frequencies are given to the highest bidder, after a pretty in-depth application and review process. Certain advantages are given to women and minorities. If the FCC decides to grant these clowns what they want, circumventing the entire auction process, it will be a sad day for democracy. It will be cool to have free internet!
DIY Light Saber Effect
Here is how you can make your own light saber effects. You use Photoshop and Premiere, two awesome programs brought to you by the Adobe corporation. If you don't have it go out and get it. So this crap tells you step by step how to make youreself look like a jedi instead of getting all dressed up. Maybe it would be cool to make a porno with light saber peeners.
Sprint Users Site
Sprint is the best of the cell phone companies, hands down. I've only had one other so I am just talking out of my ass. This site is a good place to go for a lot of info about Sprint wireless service, much like Henny's earlier link to the Howard Forums, except its all about Sprint. Dont forget to check amazon.com for killer phone deals.
OMG Someone Searched for Doodie!
Using this magical softwarical device created by the people at the Dog Pile search engine, you can see what people all around the universe are searching for! Sometimes they even search for somethign that isn't porn related! What freaks!
Not Ben's Bargains
Here's a bargain site that isn't ben's bargains, but has cool deals. It just doesn't have message boards so its not as cool as Ben's.
Lohan Link Bonanza
May 19 2006
What's up everyone? I have some great news! I have decided to change the focus of the site. This will now be a Lindsay Lohan fan site. Well at least for a few days. I'm starting to think she's just a big coked-up slut, but for now we still have China.
Lindsay vs Paris in da club
Okay so here is something I picked up a few days ago, detailing a small confrontation between crazy Paris and nice Lindsay. The article doesn't make much of it, but I knew there was something more behind it! Stupid lying publicists! Check out the video below.
Paris' Little Rich Boy Friend Dissin on "Fire Crotch" Lohan
In this video some rich bastard goes on about Lohan and her 7 foot clitoris! Paris laughs in the background then smashes out in whatever kind of car she has like some kind of crazy gangsta. This is a nice Hollywood beef and I am taking sides right now. I will release "Hit Em Up" versus Paris in the coming months. Maybe. But 4eal I got Lindsay's bizack to the fullest ya heard. Hopefully Paris' ghost will be sayin "Lohan shot me" almost inaudibly during her next Carl's Jr. commercial.
Lindsay-Lohan.org
This site is pretty cool. It has all kinds of Lindsay pictures all nice and categorized. I am not sure that the pictures are legally hosted or not, but it is still a very fine collection of Lohan items. They could use some more recent pictures and stuff but hey.
Lohan Red Carpet Side Boob Video
I posted some Lohan pictures a while back that showed her side-boob hanging out at some red carpet event. Some people thought it was photoshopped, but here is some video of the same event.
Lohan Ass Slip on Nickelodeon
I think someone needs to tell the poor girl about double-sided tape or something. Actually, I guess I don't mind much. Maybe her mom should tell her, or maybe she doesn't care. I bet her dad likes it. He's crazy. I once peed on an electric fence.
A site about Lindsay's Little Sister Aliana
This poor thing, I wonder how messed up she will turn out. I hope she bitch slaps someone. Maybe Nikki Hilton
La Lohan's Official Web Site
This is the official site of Lindsay Lohan. It was made to promote some stupid thing she did. I guess it was her lateset album. The site is really lame, she should probably pay me to make her next one. I would even let her use this as her official one.
Lindz Backs it up to Juelz's Zipper
I've been reading the tabloids lately, I got a subscription to Star magazine for two dollars. There are all these tales of Linds with all these guys, even Joaquin Phoenix and Kevin Bacon. I'm really disgusted by that and frankly it makes me want to discard her. Here is a video of Lindsay tryin to rub up on Diplomat Juelz Santana on The Tonight Show.I like dipset and all, so I don't know if it is good or bad that she does this, and its just dancing... right? I bet he got her wired after the show. Or maybe in the green room.
Official Site of Lohan's new movie Just My Luck
Here we have a really stupid site. The movie made like 5 million in its first weekend, and will probably be in the cheap theaters within a month or so. I can't wait! A nice thing I did on the site was sign me and my friends up to get calls from a recording of Lohan. I think she called me three for four times. Boy was my girlfriend getting jealous!
Mean Girls
It wasn't until I watched this movie in late 2004 that I came to know the glory that is La Lohan. I have heard of numerous jerks who just sit around watching this movie all the time. It even features Tim Meadows, Rachel McAdam, and a topless Tina Fey! Fey wrote the screenplay, and within the first few minutes of the film had her own character stripping. Oh what a nice writer she is! If she knew anything she would have written herself into the gutter where she belongs. Just kidding. Not really. She's really run Saturday Night Live into the ground while she's been head writer.
This concludes our Lohan broadcast day. Stay tuned for more latebreaking Fire Crotch news.
Critical Update
May 14, 2006
The incomparable Mr. Myspace, AKA Phillip, BKA Thilina submits these sites for your approval:
Walk-thru's for every game in existence. Everything is user-submitted content. Too impatient to beat it? gamefaq it.
gamefaqs
It's not news its fark. Listing of quirky news articles updated daily. Also has photoshop and video edit contests which can be farking hialarious.
FARK
This is something I found recently. It's how to set up your computer to download TV Shows automagically. Works kinda like Tivo, select a show and it downloads new episodes as they become available (Torrents + RSS). I used the search based feeds to download older episodes I missed.
The Latest TV Torrents
Buying crap on-line can be dangerous if you run into a sketchy website. Sometimes unfamiliar sites have the best deals though. So scout em out at ressellerratings first and save yourself a potential headache.
Reseller Ratings
Click Transportation Department Maps. Tucson DOT has provided access to its GIS and databases online. Tons of info here, including aerial photography of the city, real estate info and such. Scope out people's diggs (i.e. Lute Olson's 7400 sq ft pad). This is all public record stuff I believe. Requires IE 6.0 or maybe Firefox w/ additional plugins.
City of Tucson Items
Henny, author of the last set of links (see below,) forgot two sites. They are about gambling online. Here they are:
Covers gives info out that Henny says is not just for gamblers, its for anyone who likes sports. I think he may be on to something. I'm just not sure what it is. I prefer Vegas Insider myself, but this is good too.
Covers
This place is where you can go and gamble your hard-earned money away. It's not actually legal but I don't think any government entities really care right now. Just pay your taxes.
Sportsbook.com
The HenX-Files
May 3, 2006
The world famous Henny adds these links to Severe Knowledge. He has this special message for anyone who uses his links:
Go crazy with these links like a dyke at a carpet sale!
The tile of this page reads "Games, Cheats, Movies and More." This site seems to have a lot of content, and a lot of ads. Its about games, cheats, movies, and more!
IGN.com
The PSP is the Playstation portable. If you get one of the older versions, you can hack it so it will played backed-up games and other things. What types of other things? I'm not sure. But this site knows all about it.
PSP Hacks
I read once either in a magazine or on E! that wearing T-Shirts with messages on them is a big no-no fashion-wise. IF you don't care if Joan Rivers belittles you, then I guess you can get some of these weird shirts.
T-Shirt Hell
Henny claims that this site has a free search function. You can search through public records and stuff. I haven't been able to find the free search but I may have an undiagnosed case of ADD.
Searchie Searchie!
This is important if you haven't already signed up. Telemarketers will get you, but if you sign up at this site, they will get electrocuted whenever they try and call you. Just kidding.
THE Do-Not-Call List
This is a good site to find out about movies, and also you can become a critic and write all the damn reviews you want and no one will censor you. When I first found this site, I remembered how to spell it by saying "I am dumb" to myself. I'm not dumb though, I swear!
Internet Movie Database
I'm not sure what's going on with this site either, it looks like some kind of Russian site that charges low low prices for mp3's. I think I remember hearing about a lawsuit where the Russians won the right to sell this shit thanks to international law or some shit. Stupid commies!
Russian Mp3 Site (In English)
Cell phones are getting more and more complex these days, with operating systems and programs and probably linux and other things. This site helps you take advantage of your cell phone, like how to hack it so you can use it as a modem and like some other crap. I read once that you can get out of your cell phone contract real easy if you have free roaming on your phone then use it to roam all the time. The phone company still has to pay for your roaming time, and they will drop you if you are too much of a liability. Crazy Greg may be able to verify this!
Howard Forums
If you're one of those people who sits around and lights your cigars with hundred dollar bills, then you can pay the outrageous fees charged by these slimebags. I bet they even expect a tip. If you live out of the areas I am sure they have something like it where you live but I don't have time to find it for you. Sorry.
Delicious Deliveries
End of Month Update
April 29 2006
Here is a small update before the long awaited "How To Torrent" edition.
Here is a great item to have if you are a mean pirate like most people. Having hundreds of plastic cases lying around is bad form old chap! Indubidibly!
Cheap and Gigantic CD Case!
Bad-Ass Charlie Sheen is a real cool dude. He is a lot like "Wild Thing" from that movie Major League, just a lot more violent and addicted to drugs.You can't really believe what women say though, so take this story with a grain of salt.
Bad-Ass Charlie Sheen
I think I heard about this on Oprah once when I was like 10 year old. Men can get breast cancer, so be sure to check for lumps. You are probably at greater risk if you have larger ones. Go get a dadogram.
Male Breast Cancer Info
Sent to me by Mr. Myspace once again. Here is an awesome video of how evil the Easter Bunny really is. Sorry about posting this way after Easter, but who really cares anyway?!
Evil Easter Bunny
It's kind of like the classifieds, kind of like some kind of nerd fantasy, but also its worth maybe a dollar or two. But actually it's free! Check out Craig's List, they have one for different cities, including the greatest of them all, Tucson. You can sell your car or other things and also find a job here. There's other crap that goes on there but I don't really know what it is.
Craig's List
Man snakes are way gross! Look at them all fornicating in a giant river of snakes! I bet you wish you were a snake! Click the small image on the page for a bigger version.
Snake Sex River
Speaking of a sex river, here is a nice place to go, if you haven't already been. It's the Salt River up in Phoenix, about a hundred minute drive from Tucson. It's a good place to go and drink a lot and also cool off and see some okay bikini hoz. Next time I go, I'm gonna build a pontoon boat and hire some strippers. Sweet action!
Salt River
Another update?!
April 15 2006
Here is some new shits, including some links from my fellow battle cat, Harsh Patel.
Firstly, the Harsh Patel Collection of links:
Everyone says that gay people have a lot of partners. Michael Savage says that they have bath houses where gay people will go and have sex with ten people a night or something like that. Well if its true, then this program will come in very handy for them. The gay person can keep track of who he does and how well they do it. Be sure to check out the screenshots.
I-Trick
Zany video game quotes. I guess. This is a site that is one of those where it seems like a good idea but you can't even tell what's going on... Anyway here is this debacle. Even the site's creator admits that it sucks. But hey its still, what's that word? Oh ya... Interesting.
zanyvgquotes.com
Once upon there was a thing called a diary, or for the guys, a journal. People would get a pen and then write things in it. Now people type things instead. And they link pictures. This here site will show the last forty pictures uploaded by people at the site Live Journal. There are some real crazy jerks out there.
Live Journal Pics
Mixtapes are pretty cool, and this site is one of the coolest sites ever. I doubt this one will last for long, so check it out now. You can see mixtapes from different dj's, and then download them in their entireties for free! Don't forget to check out the incomparable DJ Envy.
www.datpiff.com
Okay, now here are a couple of links from me.
A friend of mine showed me this site, its kinda like my site except this guy links just to pictures of hot chicks and funny videos. I guess that mite be better. Oh well here it is.
Gorilla Mask
Bob Saget was the dad on Full House. Now he probably sucks dick for coke or something. Anyway, he directed my favorite movie, Dirty Work. For some reason, he hasn't really directed another major movie since then. Well if you thought he was washed up, you were wrong because he has assembled an insane sausage-filled cast of comedians, including Joey Gladstone, (aka Dave Coulier) for a new film. Check out that cast, including Norm Macdonald!
Farce of the Penguins
New Shit....
April 9 2006
I came up with the idea for this site a while back. I was a lot crazier back then. Nowadays I am probably about twice as sane as I was back then. Anyways check out this relic, it may be worth some money in the future. Wanna buy it?
Old Severity
This old gross lady is really cool. She did her student 27 times in one week, even while another kid watched. Man is she crazy. She looks like Jill from Home Improvement. I wonder if they beat down child molesters in woman jail like they do in man jail? Some people think that teachers who do their students are cool. Those people are demented.
Look what the cat dragged in
If you're like me, and you've "bought" all the CD's you want, sometimes you sit around and say...
Ultimate CD Link
In the old days, being a drunk was a lot cooler than it is today. Nowadays people will look down on you for drinking at work, when in 1980 a lot of people got fired because they weren't drunk enough. Half of it is thanks to the liberals, and half is thanks to the fall of the USSR (liberals.) At any rate, this magazine helps to make drinking cool again, with lots of features and stuff that is hard to understand.
Modern Drunkard Magazine
The sand game is pretty stupid, but if you are on drugs or all tired or something or if you're a retard then it can be pretty entertaining. Also you can set things on fire. If there's a point to it, I dont know it. The one and only, Sand Game
Sandy Cheeks
Bruce Willis has always been pretty awesome. He married that Demi chick and is always getting bloody in his movies. Well guess what he's insane and conservative and cool too it reminds me a lot of myself. Well anyway, read this interview he did, I'm not sure if it's real or not. If it is real, then he is a lot cooler than I thought!
Bruce Willis Izinterviziew
For some reason, these stick animations used to be a lot cooler, but now they are just kind of strange now that I review the site before putting up the link. Check it out tho, there are some things on here, not the greatest but interesting.
Stick Death
The World of Warcraft is a very strange place. Dweebs from all over the world pay like $10 a month to play this Warcraft game, its some kind of Role Playing Game where you go around doing magic or some shit. Loser nerds spend more time in that world than they do in the real world. This one girl died and to help all her online friends get over it, they decided to hold a funeral at her favorite spot in the warcraft world. They logged on her character and then all got in line to pay their respects, just like at a real funeral. Too bad they publicly announced it, because some enemy gang, "guild" as it is called in the game, crashed the funeral and killed everyone. Here is the video of the massacre:
Wedding Crashers, The Sequel
Fresh new update for that ass!
April 2, 2006
Here is a nice video sent in by a wonderful person, I like to call him Mr. Myspace. Its a horrible video of some young men playing with fireworks in a not-too-smart way. Enjoy.
Butt Rocket!
Here is a real nice deal from Valvoline. They will rebate you practically all your money for buying some oil. Now is the time to take the toxic sludge out of your car and put some nice new fossil fuel back in.
Nice Oil Rebate
If you don't have AOL Instant Messenger, you suck hardcore. Click the following link, and scroll down to the bottom to download the newest old version. The new version they have at aim.com sucks, this old one owns.
Improve your AIM
Here is proof that homosexual tendencies just might be natural. These gay penguins are real gay, and they even adopted a kid together. How cute!
Gay Bird Street
Archive.org is a real nice place. They are like a museum of oldness. On the site you can download all kinds of shit that is now public domain. You can also use their "wayback" machine and look at what web sites used to look like back in the old days, you know, before that fucker Kelly Clarkson came along.
Archive.org
Speaking of the wayback machine, check out this nice web site, about the bonsai kitten phenomenon. I have ten of these little babies myself, they are very low maintenance. Be sure to pick out the right size jar before you start or you could have problems. Long live the fine art of bonsai!
Kittens in Jars
If you want to fix up your computer real nice, don't waste your money at Worst Buy or some other idiotic place where they suck. Once you know, you NewEgg. This site has real good prices and they ship in like three days most of the time.
I will hatch a New Egg!
This guy from Saturday Night Live, Chris Parnell, is always trying to rap. First, he rapped about a Date With Britney Spears.Now he raps about the Chronicles of Narnia and dropping mad Hamiltons like Aaron Burr. It's a white-boy dream cake!
It's the Chronic-- What?
Uh-oh, so you say you dont comprehend time or numbers or anything? Well maybe this will help. This animation shows where and how many deaths have come during the war in Iraq. I think it's time we stepped up our robotics research, so the deaths over there stop sounding like popcorn popping.
Iraq Death Chart
March 26, 2006
RIP Eric "EAZY-E" Wright
September 7, 1963 – March 26, 1995
Where would the West Coast be today without Eazy? It would probably suck more than it does now, that's for sure. A whole bunch of other rappers probably would have gotten AIDS too, he was the guy who went and blew himself up on a land mine so the rest is an all time classic, so bump that shit today in his memory (not the rock version!) Pour out some liq for Eazy today!
New Shit
March 25 Update
Get your credit reports free, and see if some Russian spy is trying to steal your identity. This link takes you to an Arizona Government web site, then it links you to the site you need to visit to get your credit reports. Typing in your social security number using your computer may or may not be a good idea, you might have spies and viruses and whatnot. So take care.
Credito
Get twenty free photos printed at your nearest Walgreens after you upload them to the web site.
Walgreens Photo Online
Back in the day, the US Government thought that LSD was some kind of brainwashing super drug. This online book tells all about MK Ultra and the time they made some lady take LSD for like a month straight until she turned crazy!
The Search for the Manchurian Candidate
My Space is a very bad thing. Little kids go on there and try to act all sexy, then predators take them out on dates and shit like that. Here is the space of someone very special. Be sure to join.
My Space Time
This web site used to be a lot cooler. Now it seems like it has a bunch of junk ads, but it's still cool if you look hard enough. You can find broads eating shit and other stupid things.
Stile Project
Speaking of stupid things, here are two awesome videos
Elephant Fucking a Rhino
Chinese Backstreet Boys
Is this web site not up-to-date enough for your liking? Google news mashes up all kinds of web sites into one page so you can see all the news at once instead of like looking around or something. It's real cool, I swear!
Google News
Workers at Walgreens are really cool, check out this article about some pharmacy jerk proving to some insane bitch that everyone really does hate her!
SAY IT AINT SO!
Those Walgreens freaks who ruined Walgreens' impeccable reputation should have gone to this site and let off some steam, instead of taking it out on the custies!
Message Boards for Walgreens Workers
UPDATE! MARCH 9 2006. JUST TO HOLD YOU OVER UNTIL I GET BACK FROM GANJA LAND
Lindsay Lohan's new wardrobe malfunction :D
I said boobies!
I Bonds are a good way to make mad interest, way better than any idiotic money market account. and thats on the forilla boyeee!
Here's an update: I-Bonds Really Suck Now, Don't Even Bother! We missed the boat!
I Bonds
The Urban Legends Reference Pages is a good place to go to find out if that story you heard is true or if it's bologna.
Snopes.com
Here's a nice collection of large sports logos.
Logo time.
If you are a dweeb then you will like this, I guess nerds and geeks will like it too. Wade through the computer BS and you can usually find something good.
Digg
Ben's Bargains is where ghetto dogs go for the lowdown on deals or something. I chiggety check it frequently.
Ben's Bargains
Amazon.com Cell Phones, you can get lots of good deals on phones so you end up even making money sometimes. Rad!
Phone Deals
The Onion is a good way to get your kicks reading some sarcastic BS. Really though.
The Onion
Older Items
Information on how to hack a cvs rentable digital camcorder so you can keep it forever as your own. CVS sux! Don't be scared, it looks real simple to do!
CVS Hack
Here are some soundboards featuring idiots like the Governator. Way cool, bra!
Sound bizoards!
Here is newgrounds, a crazy web site with flash animation and games that will mess up your mind.
Newgrounds by Tom Fulp.
The eerie and uncanny adventures of Coinbird. I did not invent this bastard, he is just a real cool and deadly bird. Watch out and better leave out milk and coins for him on Coiny Eve.
Adventures of Coin Bird.
Papillomavirus is a serious problem that can give you warts and other horrible things. Note: This has nothing to do with the deadly disease from the movie Outbreak
Someone please help, I have HPV!
Shopping carts are the nastiest things in the world, no thanks to some people who carry drippy garbage around with them and then dont even clean them.
Bad Germs! Let Me Shop In Peace!
Michael Savage is smart and crazy, just like me. Also he may have rabies. Here is his cool web page with slanted news stories and beheading videos. Ew! That Armstrong one is the worst they have to saw that spine up for what seems like an eternity!
Savage Nation
Ogrish. This is a bad place with pictures of dead bodies and whatnot. You're insane already, might as well look at this.
Faces of death, except real!
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