The Lohan Relapse

Yesterday was a very sad day for me. I received an IM from a dear friend of mine, asking if I had heard about Lindsay Lohan. For a brief moment, I feared that she had died. Her life has meandered down a topsy-turvy towards oblivion recently, and images of the starlet in a mangled car [...]

“Google In The Air”

Google In The Air – Forbes.com
This thingy here is about the future. The future for you. The future for me. The future for all of us. A future where our children can walk hand-in-hand, and share mobile videoconferencing despite the color of their cell phone carrier’s logo. I have a dream of a world where [...]

Poor Mike Vick, I knew he would be out this year!

Poor Mike Vick. Ever since that whole thing with Kobe raping that girl and getting away with it, the man just wont stop until he tears down a young rich black man. If Kobe can rape some girl, and OJ murder some broad, then I think Mike Vick will be able to sidestep this one [...]

Blowjob Video

Here is a nice video for everybody, it is a homemade one. Some good comedy. I think.

Freezin On a Jet Plane

There once was a guy from China. He didn’t really like it over there, so he decided to come to the United States. Most people would save up some money, get a visa, and buy a plane ticket over. Not this guy. He suited up in a few layers of clothes and jumped into the [...]

The First Lohan News Blog Post

Oh Lindsay, we hardly knew ye. I think it is kind of scary and stalker-like for me to write about LiLo, but here is a news item I couldn’t pass up. Apparently she is going to have naked pictures online pretty soon. Here is an article from the most reputable source in the world. Did [...]

The World Waits for None

North Korea has shut down its five nuclear reactors. How long will they keep them down? Who knows. But this country was/is one of the members of the “axis of evil,” and George Bush is really stickin’ it to them. And you say the whole war thing was a mistake. Kim Jong Il is shakin [...]

“The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face.”

I don’t know if it could be said better. Here is a nice piece of work about how lame the iPhone is. This is what life is all about. (Not that I have actually seen one in real life.) I would like to throw my Q Phone into the fray as the best phone, but [...]

World News Now

Here are some important stories that will surely be at the forefront today.
1. Japan Floods Ocean With Radioactive Water- The recent 6.8 Earthquake in Japan caused one of its nuclear plants to accidentally shed radioactive water into the sea. Then they tried to not say anything about it and hope it would go away. Oops!
2. [...]

A New Year A New Severe Knowledge

Hey everybody whats up, its me again, ready to put it down for the Severe Kneezy in the 07. Ya that’s right, I haven’t updated in this entire year. It is a very good day indeed. All is right in the world.
Since you are such a great part of my life, whoever you are, here [...]