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Evil Shoe Bomber Attacks President Bush

admin — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:45:32 +0000

Bush laughs in the face of danger as some strange character throws his shoes.

Welcome to the future of Severe Knowledge

admin — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 11:22:12 +0000

Hello all of you here to see this. I write this as I prepare for a solid week of drinking and debauchery. I have imbibed 6 Pacificos and am now relatively more prepared for my impending Vegas trip. To help settle my nerves I have decided to finally update this site. From now on Severe Knowledge will be in this form. The old page is available here. I have already come to this page a few times expecting the old links. Don’t worry I am working on a solution so that I can have all the old links back up. The more important things that are missing are Ben’s Bargains, Google News, Mini Nova, and I forget the other thing I was going to list. If anyone will be in Vegas this weekend get at me. I will gut you like a fish. JK. JFK.

The World Waits for None

admin — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:48:18 +0000

North Korea has shut down its five nuclear reactors. How long will they keep them down? Who knows. But this country was/is one of the members of the “axis of evil,” and George Bush is really stickin’ it to them. And you say the whole war thing was a mistake. Kim Jong Il is shakin in his boots and probably swimming in shipments of grain. Hopefully some of that food will get to the poor people. In case you didn’t know they make a dog soup called poshintang.

World News Now

admin — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:25:07 +0000

Here are some important stories that will surely be at the forefront today.

1. Japan Floods Ocean With Radioactive Water- The recent 6.8 Earthquake in Japan caused one of its nuclear plants to accidentally shed radioactive water into the sea. Then they tried to not say anything about it and hope it would go away. Oops!

2. A Second Troop Surge May Be in Store- Bush’s lackeys say that we may need more troops in Iraq to kill off all those bloodthirsty terrorists and civilians. It’s probably too late, but who knows. I think maybe if they send in 100,000 more people and a crapload of robots and some germ warfare we could probably get rid of everybody. Problem is its hard to tell the difference between civilians and combatants and the police. Oops!