Severe Knowledge » Lindsay Lohan http://www.severeknowledge.com Where to go when your knowledge is pretty mild. Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:45:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.2 en hourly 1 The Lohan Relapse http://www.severeknowledge.com/archives/13 http://www.severeknowledge.com/archives/13#comments Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:21:49 +0000 admin http://www.severeknowledge.com/blog/archives/13 Yesterday was a very sad day for me. I received an IM from a dear friend of mine, asking if I had heard about Lindsay Lohan. For a brief moment, I feared that she had died. Her life has meandered down a topsy-turvy towards oblivion recently, and images of the starlet in a mangled car wreck flashed before me. Luckily it turns out that she was just arrested again. For DUI and possession of cocaine. Never keep the coke in your pocket Lindsay, never! I need to be her assistant so I can tell her how to better avoid the cops. It’s okay though. Some jail time never hurt anyone. And the cops are always lying and trying to get you into more trouble than you really should be. They are sneaky.

If Paris Hilton had to do however many days in the Slam for just one DUI and a bunch of driving on a suspended license violations, where does that leave Lilo? Was her license even suspended, seeing as she is innocent until proven guilty for her previous violation? It all depends on the judge she draws, the lawyer she has, and the ability of the arresting officer to show up. We can all only hope that that officer forgets to show up to court. Both of her court dates are on the same day, so she probably will be screwed over big time. Wouldn’t the world be better off if she just paid a couple million dollars and we used that money to build schools or prisons?

]]> http://www.severeknowledge.com/archives/13/feed 0 The First Lohan News Blog Post http://www.severeknowledge.com/archives/8 http://www.severeknowledge.com/archives/8#comments Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:01:51 +0000 admin http://www.severeknowledge.com/blog/archives/8 Oh Lindsay, we hardly knew ye. I think it is kind of scary and stalker-like for me to write about LiLo, but here is a news item I couldn’t pass up. Apparently she is going to have naked pictures online pretty soon. Here is an article from the most reputable source in the world. Did anything lead to as much fame for Paris Hilton as her sex tape, 1 Night in Paris? I don’t think so, except for maybe her dad’s money and whatnot. Let’s hope that this will lead the post-rehab Lindsay to some happier times. Let’s all go see Lindsay’s new movie, I Know Who Killed Me in theaters this summer, July 27!


PS Lindsay, Las Vegas is not the best place to go when you are trying to stay off drugs and alcohol.

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