Bush laughs in the face of danger as some strange character throws his shoes.

1. Japan Floods Ocean With Radioactive Water- The recent 6.8 Earthquake in Japan caused one of its nuclear plants to accidentally shed radioactive water into the sea. Then they tried to not say anything about it and hope it would go away. Oops!

2. A Second Troop Surge May Be in Store- Bush’s lackeys say that we may need more troops in Iraq to kill off all those bloodthirsty terrorists and civilians. It’s probably too late, but who knows. I think maybe if they send in 100,000 more people and a crapload of robots and some germ warfare we could probably get rid of everybody. Problem is its hard to tell the difference between civilians and combatants and the police. Oops!