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Evil Shoe Bomber Attacks President Bush

admin — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 01:45:32 +0000

Bush laughs in the face of danger as some strange character throws his shoes.

The World Waits for None

admin — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:48:18 +0000

North Korea has shut down its five nuclear reactors. How long will they keep them down? Who knows. But this country was/is one of the members of the “axis of evil,” and George Bush is really stickin’ it to them. And you say the whole war thing was a mistake. Kim Jong Il is shakin in his boots and probably swimming in shipments of grain. Hopefully some of that food will get to the poor people. In case you didn’t know they make a dog soup called poshintang.

World News Now

admin — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:25:07 +0000

Here are some important stories that will surely be at the forefront today.

1. Japan Floods Ocean With Radioactive Water- The recent 6.8 Earthquake in Japan caused one of its nuclear plants to accidentally shed radioactive water into the sea. Then they tried to not say anything about it and hope it would go away. Oops!

2. A Second Troop Surge May Be in Store- Bush’s lackeys say that we may need more troops in Iraq to kill off all those bloodthirsty terrorists and civilians. It’s probably too late, but who knows. I think maybe if they send in 100,000 more people and a crapload of robots and some germ warfare we could probably get rid of everybody. Problem is its hard to tell the difference between civilians and combatants and the police. Oops!