If Paris Hilton had to do however many days in the Slam for just one DUI and a bunch of driving on a suspended license violations, where does that leave Lilo? Was her license even suspended, seeing as she is innocent until proven guilty for her previous violation? It all depends on the judge she draws, the lawyer she has, and the ability of the arresting officer to show up. We can all only hope that that officer forgets to show up to court. Both of her court dates are on the same day, so she probably will be screwed over big time. Wouldn’t the world be better off if she just paid a couple million dollars and we used that money to build schools or prisons?