Cat Wanted in Identity Theft Ring

Authorities say they are looking for the cat pictured at left, “Jag” in connection with one of the largest identity theft rings in feline history. Police say the cat may also be connected to Charles Manson, the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping as well as the 9-11 terrorist attacks. Those providing information leading to the arrest of said cat are eligible for the $100,000,000 reward offered by billionaire Ross Perot.