It seems to be very short but it is really quite a nice story. I guess I better just copy and paste the whole thing so you don’t have to click the stupid link.
FRESNO, California (AP) — Authorities say they’ve arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
Fresno County sheriff’s Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.
He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.
The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.
Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
7-11 is giving you a free 7.11 oz Slurpee for free you piece of garbage, only on the magical date of July 11. Don’t waste it you worthless piece of trash.
Iraq insists on U.S. withdrawal timetable: official | Reuters
“Iraq will not accept any security agreement with the United States unless it includes dates for the withdrawal of foreign forces, the government’s national security adviser said on Tuesday. But the government’s spokesman said any timetable would depend on security conditions on the ground.”
This may be good news for the United States, as it helps end the debate over what to do with the Iraq war. What if the US and Iraq come up with an agreement that doesn’t fit in with Obama’s picturesque view of the post-Bush world? He would probably just live to deal with it, as he will have to do with a lot of things that he wont have enough power to change even though he claims he can do it all. That is if McCain can’t stop him.
The site here suggests that McCain is currently trailing heavily, but a few close states look like they could swing his way and make a real competition out of it. Ohio, Virginia, Pennsylvania and Indiana are all within a few percentage points in recent polling. Add these to McCain’s current states on the map and he would have enough electoral votes for the Presidency. Bush won most of those four states in 2004, except for Pennsylvania where the Heinz legacy had its effect.
Here is some severe knowledge about video games. They market video games starring the college players, but due to NCAA rules they cannot feature the real player names. So a bunch of dudes go through and make a downloable file so you can see the real player names. These should be available for PS3, Xbox 360 and Ps2. Now you will know which Arizona Wildcat will be breaking ASU necks later this year at Arizona Stadium. The game comes out July 14, 2008.
The first day of summer calls for the first true summer blockbuster. Fresh out from Soda Hawk Media is the debut of “Crack For Sale.” Watch in amazement as pigs fly and the ghost of Timothy McVeigh shows his true colors as an ASU Sun Devil fan. Tell everyone about Crack For Sale!Soda Hawk too!
Here is the legendary film that started it all. Loved by so many people, and hated by all crazy bee suit ladies. This movie pushes the limits of what the University of Arizona Media Arts department is all about. We have a responsibility as artists to show people punished when they commit evil acts like these. Just kidding.
Filmed in Spring of 2005, here is the awesome film called “The Very Evil Pursuit of the Perfect Sandwich.” I would leave a summary here but I would not want to ruin the viewing experience for you. Enjoy.
Where have all the funny videos gone? Cookie Sneak Productions has given way to Soda Hawk Media. Here is the first video on the comeback trail, “The Comeback.” More videos coming up shortly so don’t go anywhere you filthy scum. In case you are retarded, if you click the little picture below it will magically transform into a moving picture, with sound!
June 4th was the 19 Year anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre, where pro-democracy demonstrations were squashed by the Chinese military. To this day, the evil commie leaders attempt to control the free flow of information even in this information age. Double plus bad! Let’s all celebrate this by having representatives from all the countries of the world gather for days and days of fun games and competition! Oh, wait, it’s already planned for this summer! The evil commie olympics!
While you’re at it, donate to help the China earthquake relief effort. They pollute like no other, poison our pets and children with lead, and dump cheap products on our shores. They really need your help.
